CANADIAN health authorities have let it rip at smokers - comparing their smell to a fart.

MALE athletes in strife after one is filmed exposing himself to female competitors at a World Cup biathlon event in Russia. See the video

A REAL-life person called Bart Simpson has appeared in court in front of a judge called Mr Burns charged with possession of a firearm. No, seriously.

MEET Benji Bullet, the horse who continues to humiliate his superstar NRL owners by getting flogged every time he goes to the racetrack.

A NEWSREADER finished off a broadcast with perhaps the most feelgood news story of her life - her own wedding proposal. See it here    

A LAWSUIT against McDonald's alleges a child ate a used condom he found in the play area of one of the chain's US restaurants.

A JILTED wife has posted a Craigslist ad selling all her husband's belongings while he is 'gone with his floozie.'

A MAN is bringing thousands of people joy in his afterlife after an obituary written by his daughter goes viral and lauded as the best ever.

THE great 16th Century prophet Nostradamus described the fate of the final pope with eerie detail. And the first sign will soon be in our skies.

HAVING a bad morning? This guy's had a worse one. All for a lousy dollar bet. We bring you the ultimate puddle fail.

SOMETIMES, inventions are revolutionary, such as the iPhone. Some are dull, then there's the seatbelt T-shirt designed to fool police.

DEAD people would be buried standing up or stacked in threes under a city council plan to make better use of space at cemeteries.

DEBATE is raging over whether fossilised algae has been found inside the remains of a meteor which exploded over Sri Lanka last year.

EVERY bride dreams of being swept off her feet, but watch as this beachside  proposal narrowly avoids tragedy. See the video

CHILDREN in a north Wales council district may be forced to present a baptism certificate before they can board a school bus.

A TV gun-show host has been shot and killed by a husband enraged at finding him sharing a glass of wine with his wife.

A COUPLE must pay for a cleansing ritual after being caught having sex at a Hindu temple with officials thinking of putting up "no sex" signs.

NSW LAWS help UK create legal framework around suspected deaths like that of Manic Street Preachers’ lyricist Richey Edwards.

UKRAINE protesters are staying abreast of feminism by taking off their tops off all over Europe and they're planning to share their views even more.

A WOMAN was reportedly having sex with her boyfriend when they were pounced on by a lion which mauled her to death.